MEET THE SQUAD
Heed the ponytail
Here at PONYTAIL FITNESS, we routinely follow the simple ABQABCABD methodology of the ponytail way: Always be Quenched, Always be Clenched, and Always be Drenched! Here are our top three employees who maintain this level of commitment on a daily basis:
WRITER, DIRECTOR, SQUANCHER
Shlump from Long Beach. He keeps things pretty trunk around here.
EDITOR, VFX ARTIST, DETECTIVE
Space nerd from Irvine. We keep her around to do the "nerd" things.
BUSINESS DIRECTOR, SECURITY GUARD
We don't have a soft spot for tiny, little animals! He's different though...He's different...
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